2010/10/04

色情電影院

色情電影院

一天,一家小影院放*一片子。
廣告文宣寫到:「 七個男人和一個女人的故事!」
並有說明:「 一美女莫名暈倒,遭七男人強行拖入森林 …
眾人都覺很有吸引力逐買票入場,等到電影放*時,大螢幕出現《 白雪公主 》………
眾人氣急敗壞的走了。

隔天眾人再次路過小影院,見廣告有所變化。 廣告寫到:「 七個男人和一個女人的故事!
並又有說明:「 一如花美女與七男人的數天驚濤駭浪般的銷魂!( 註:絕非《 白雪公主 》)
眾人這次覺得比上次更有吸引力,而且說明不是白雪公主,逐又買票入場。
結果大螢幕出現《 八仙過海 》………

過一星期後,這家小影院又放*新的片子。
廣告文宣精彩的寫道:「 人與獸之間跨越物種藩籬的禁忌之愛 …
副標題說明:「 人與獸之間如此的火熱刺激。其過程令人臉紅心跳,保證精彩!
眾人雖然先前有過受騙的經驗,但是一看到如此的文宣後,還是爭先恐後的買票入場
,等到電影放*時,大螢幕出現《 人魚公主 》………
當場有人吐血身亡,於是憤怒的眾人紛紛離場。

隔天眾人再次路過小影院,這時有許多的男性群眾睜大了眼睛,而口水不自覺的從嘴角流出。只見廣告看板上斗大的文字寫著:
未經人事的處女,在大螢幕上現出了寶貴的第一次 …… 流下了珍貴的處女之血。將在此,為了各位在大螢幕上赤裸裸的呈現!
眾人一看到如此的大膽標題。幾乎是以幾近瘋狂的方式,尤其是男性,去搶購門票入場。而當眾人以非常期待的眼神等待著電影放*時,結果大螢幕出現《 睡美人 》…
… 眾人全部昏倒。

又過一星期後,這家小影院開始又放*新的片子,由於眾人一而在再而三的上當。促使這家小影院門可羅雀。於是這家小影院迫不得以,終於使出了殺手繭。大打廣告與促銷方案。
這時一些純真善良的女性群眾路過這家小影院,不經意的看到這次的廣告文宣,不看還好。一看到這家小影院廣告文宣後。一個個無不鼻血直流,而上下兩口口水宛如瀑布流水頃洩不止。只見廣告文宣上寫著:
當這位英俊的可愛型奶油小生作了某件令人覺得羞恥的事後,就會變的又粗、又長、又大、又硬、令人無法一手掌握,卻又捨不得放手。讓男人傷心,女人開心 ……
本電影院冒著關門大吉的危險,不惜重資獨家放*。如有廣告不實退十倍金額,錯過這次再等一百年!不看可惜!」
於是這群純真善良的女性群眾,抱著既期待又怕受傷害的純情少女心,以近超音速的速度買票後衝進電影院。
等電影放*時,結果大螢幕出現 《 小木偶奇遇記 》………

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