2010/10/13

[網路笑話] 豬的公式 ...

豬的公式

人 = 吃飯 + 睡覺 + 上班 + 玩,
豬 = 吃飯 + 睡覺,
代入: 人 = 豬 + 上班 + 玩,
即: 人 - 玩 = 豬+上班.
結論: 不懂玩的人 = 會上班豬。

男人 = 吃飯 + 睡覺 + 賺錢
豬 = 吃飯+ 睡覺
男人 = 豬 + 賺錢
豬 = 男人 - 賺錢
所以: 男人不賺錢等於豬

女人= 吃飯 + 睡覺 + 花錢。
豬 = 吃飯 + 睡覺。代入上式得:
女人= 豬 + 花錢。移項得:
女人- 花錢 = 豬。
結論: 女人不花錢都是豬

綜合以上:
男人為讓女人不變成豬而賺錢。
女人為讓男人不變成豬而花錢。
男人 + 女人 = 兩頭豬

哈哈 .. 這些公式真好玩呢! XD

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