2010/10/22

[成人笑話] 保險套的笑話

保險套的笑話

就要和相處一年的女友結婚了,毫無疑問,我很高興。
唯一困擾我的是,我未來的小姨子,一個20歲的辣妹。
她喜歡穿緊身的低胸T-Shirt 以及迷你短裙

她經常在我的跟前有意無意的彎下腰,更要命的是在別的男人面前她從不這麼做。
直到那一天,我未來的小姨子Call 我,讓我去看看請柬的準備情況。

當我到時,她家只有她一個人,迎接我的是她無盡幽怨的眼神說:我愛的人結婚了
新娘不是我,我現在唯一想做的即是在你結婚之前,把我獻給你。

她在樓梯上對我說:我在臥室等你,如果你決定了,就上樓來找我。
當她走到樓梯的盡頭,和她睡衣一起滑落灑向我的是她眼中的期待。

我呆立了一分鐘,然後做了我當時唯一能做的事:拉開大門,走向我的汽車。

門外... 我未來的岳父大人濁淚橫流,給了我一個惡狠狠的擁抱:
" Good boy 我們家的測試你已經通過了!"

此時所有的人一起對我說:歡迎你加 入到我們的大家庭!

而這個故事告訴我們 .........


























保險套放在車上是對的 !! 汗 ~

↓↓↓ 我不是保險套,我是迴紋針,進來看看吧!


                   

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