2010/10/15

[成人笑話] 戴手套挖鼻孔

戴手套挖鼻孔

女兒:聽說〝第一次〞很痛,是怎麼個痛法呢?

媽媽:想像把一根胡蘿蔔塞到妳鼻孔裡.....

女兒:喔.....那生小孩呢?聽說更痛?

媽媽:想像把一顆西瓜塞在妳鼻孔裡再拉出來....

女兒:.....?????????

兒子問老爸:『為什麼嘿咻嘿咻時會很舒服啊!』

老爸說:『就像你挖鼻孔一樣,當然舒服了。』


兒子又問:『那為什麼嘿咻嘿咻時女的比較舒服呢?

爸爸說:『因為你挖鼻孔時,舒服的是鼻孔,而不是手指啊!』

兒子再問:『那為什麼女性被強暴時會很難過呢?』

爸爸說:『如果有一天你走在路上,有人過來挖你鼻孔,你會舒服嗎?』

兒子又問:『那為什麼月經來時就不能嘿咻嘿咻呢?

爸說:『如果你流鼻血,你還會繼續去挖鼻孔嗎?』

兒子繼續問:『為什麼很多男人不喜歡戴保險套?』

爸爸說:『你會戴手套挖鼻孔嗎?』

這老爸好妙....... @@"........

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