2010/10/30

[網路笑話] 一位國文老師的告白-2

一位國文老師的告白-2

這次出的作文題目是:美食與我

我非常沾沾自喜,相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致
可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運!!!
沒想到我錯了!!!!!!!
這些天兵天將們每個都是未來的棟樑????……

節錄一些下來:

我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片,唯一美中不足的是,他總是沒煮熟。(都說是生魚片了,應該不用煮熟吧)

我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜,青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜,為什麼喜歡吃白菜呢?因為他是青菜的一種(繞口令嗎?)

我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯,他們對我來說不只是一種美食,而是……兩種美食。
(真是謝謝你的數學教學)

我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜,裡面包含了很多愛心,但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不到了,所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候,叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。(這算虐待老人嗎?)

我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉(所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑?)

我最喜歡吃美食,是那種出現陸地上,天天都看的到的那種肉(人肉?)

我對美食的要求很嚴格,他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的(連續劇看太多了,孩子)

媽媽很厲害,他下廚以後,可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋(不然呢?)

每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼,於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道
(原來你家都是一道菜煮完再煮一道…)

我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市,因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺,只要我看到那些食物出現,就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個,結果我當然什麼都沒吃到(好心酸的孩子)

我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜,跟外面賣的差的可遠呢!(那到底是好吃還是不好吃?)

世界上美食很多,其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵(同學,請問你是哪國人?)

生魚片實在是太好吃了,每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來…(慢動作嗎?)

有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭,那就是雙胞胎,名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很奇怪,沒錯,他就是很奇怪(這樣有解釋到嗎?)

我吃東西總是又快又急,沒辦法,熟能生巧嘛! (我呼吸總是又快又急,沒辦法,熟能生巧嘛…!)

有前輩說:他上輩子殺了人,所以這輩子處罰他當老師。

唉...我想我不只殺了人,還是………………
殺..
錯..
人….
才會淪落到當 國文老師………

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